Sod's Law

The great Sir Isaac Newton,
He once made a valid proclamation,
That the forces equal to a nominated mass,
when multiplied by acceleration
That was the law of motion
His laws are a real brain teaser,
I've thought of one more
and its called Sods Law
Which I discovered when you found another geezer.

I learned them all when I was at School
and I think I learned one more
We were doing alright
'till you cleared off tonight....
And apparantly thats Sods Law..

Now Einstein was a very clever man,
with us all his philosophies he shared,
He gave us the theory of relativity,
which is E equals M C squared,
Where E is Energy and M is Mass
And C is the speed of the light,
But it didn't help much when you kicked me into touch
By walking out the door last night

I learned them all when I was at School
and I think I learned one more
We were doing alright
'till you buggered off tonight....
And apparantly thats Sods Law..

The Hypotenuse has a square on,
which is equal Pythagoras instructed,
to the sum of the squares on the other two sides
If a triangle is cleverly constructed.
That was the first geometric law,
Quite frankly I'm still at a loss,
Cos who gives a shit where the three squares sit,
since you buggered off I couldn't give a toss!

I learned them all when I at School
and I think I learned one more
We were doing alright
'till you cleared off tonight....
And apparantly thats Sods Law..

Archemedis said Eureka,
Cos in English he weren't to aversed in,
when he discovered that the volume of a body in the bath,
is equal to the stuff it is immersed in,
That is the law of displacement,
Thats why ships don't sink,
Its a shame he weren't around in 1912,
The Titanic would have made him think.

I learned them all when I was at School
and I think I learned one more
We were doing alright
'till you cleared off tonight....
And apparantly thats Sods Law..